Well, since “Chinese Democracy” has finally been released, maybe it’s time to end my 8 day hiatus that turned into a 5 month, 5 day hiatus. Much to my surprise, this page received its most pageviews in October, 4 months after anything new had been written (maybe this is due to Stephen Colbert stealing my idea…above). This proves that people were interested in the reptilian patterns of John McCain, even though the herpetologists had stopped writing updates.
Since June, this herpetologist has relocated from Denver to Washington because of school. Luckily, this provides me the opportunity to view the largest turtle habitat in the world: the United States Congress. Although not all congressional members are turtles, somehow the sum of the parts adds up to a negative number. It would be like taking a bunch of Kenyans and tying them together so that it takes them 3 hours to run 100 meters.
Hopefully, I will be able to begin updating this site with more frequency again (although that might mean fewer pictures while I’m in school…sorry, I’m not a graphic artist).
Turtlewatching - John McCain 