My friends, I must admit that I was distressed to find that my spam folder chose to block an email from the McCain campaign last Friday. On the 18th, John McCain’s campaign sent an email to his friends that referred to a quote from Hamas political adviser Ahmed Yousef that states: “We like Mr. Obama and we hope he will win the election. He has a vision to change America.” Such blatant Islamo-Fascism. See, it would be a BAD thing if a terrorist organization decided they didn’t hate the president of the United States because, well, humm…they are terrorists, so they’re bad…but if they didn’t hate us…they probably wouldn’t want to “terrorise” us as much. Let me think about that. Anyway, the campaign email goes on to state: “We need change in America, but not the kind of change that wins kind words from Hamas.” It’s obvious that the kind words from Hamas for Obama come from his buddy-like rhetoric towards Hamas as demonstrated with the following Obama quote: “We must not negotiate with a terrorist group intent on Israel’s destruction. We should only sit down with Hamas if they renounce terrorism, recognize Israel’s right to exist, and abide by past agreements.” He doesn’t even mention that we should kill anyone who has ever been involved with Hamas. Obviously, his attitude is much too lax.
My friends, like you and me, John McCain is worried about the possible threat of an Islamo-Fascist president in the United States because of problems such as an increase in terrorist activities and sacrificial goat slayings. We don’t want someone TALKING to the leaders of countries like Syira and Iran cause that will obviously cause those countries to convert our leaders to Islam, thus converting the entire country to Islam. At a personal level, John McCain must worry about his own safety in America if an Islamo-Fascist becomes president. In Muslim nations, people will kill turtles in order to use them as aphrodisiacs, where turtle blood is described as “as good as Viagra.” As Islamo-Fascism spreads through the plains of American, from coast to coast, John McCain would have nowhere left to live as the engorged hoards try to slit his throat for his sweet erection-inducing turtle blood. That’s not a way to treat a war hero and that’s why he should be president (if you’re thinking this is that point where this blog has delved into absurd fiction…not completely).
Turtlewatching - John McCain 